You kids these days with your leather pants, and your card games, and your hoolahoops, and your hopscotch, and your youtube.com, and your loud music, and your lolipops, and your Sony Playstations, and your voice activated light switches, and your Twilight series, and your blue ray discs, and your bullfrogs, and your telekinesis, and your Marvel Comics, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toe nails, and your gears of war, and your Frank Sinatra, and your elevators, and your illegitimate offspring, and your =xxfangirlkillerxx!